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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 33
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 33


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 33

by F1exican

27 Comments

  2. Friendly_Cantal0upe

    Hey I’m early today! We’re happy to see you back!

  3. CocoLuna

    I’ve never been so early! I’ve been following since day 1! Hope you’re doing better after the whole chivegate? Don’t burn out!

  7. angelic_exe

    This is like watching Jesus come back to life

  11. BungaloBilly69

    The return of the king! Hope someone recognized your chives and fixed your car for free!

  12. flicky2018

    He’s back!

    I have nothing to comment on the chives. To be fair they looked perfect to me on day 1.

  14. FirstAccGotStolen

    Where are the expert chive forensic scientists?

    We need to put this one through thorough investigation for plagiarism before we review it.

  17. Sparklespanx

    This is proof that no one is beyond redemption. Welcome back and chive on.

  18. 12inSanDiego

    Wow, here right after post time. So glad you are carrying on! The world has become a pretty lousy place and this brings happiness to so many of us. People fuck up, that’s life. How you deal with it is what counts. Keep on chiving! See you tomorrow.

  20. Low-Tree-4688

    Why isn’t it shaped like Chives the cat? The admins are going to get you

  22. TheHumanPickleRick

    ![gif](giphy|3o7aDgf134NzaaHI8o|downsized)

  23. WaffleHouseGladiator

    Welcome back, chef. I never lost faith.

    ![gif](giphy|8FG705NCsZM0kVJdyz)

  25. a_guy121

    I am finally early enough to say this:

    As a growth exercise, this trial by reddit is brutal and clearly effective, because of the clear improvements we can all see

    But, its my belief that Reddit will never, ever let you stop. That there is no level of perfection you can reach that will satisfy the many thousands of people who see every post and want to see more, someone will always say ‘try again chef.’ My guess is, the trend of your imperfections becoming smaller and smaller deviations from perfect cuts will continue indefinitely, until you stop voluntarily or lose your mind.

    I have no idea how this story ends, but I think it’ll end with some form of you deciding you’ve achieved something spectacular, if not your original goal. I’m hoping for a book deal/ movie rights, on par with ‘julie & julia” or some shit.

    In any case, Chive on

  26. PuddingFart69

    This all ends with a 50$ coffee table book. The last page should be pop up chives and there should be scratch and sniff.